Tuesday, November 30, 2010
What the fuck Lindsay Lohan?
Lindsay Lohan has been given the all clear to drive again, however the Betty Ford holiday clinic has refused at the last minute to allow her behind the wheel.
I know what you're thinking, you're thinking finally a sensible rehab clinic. Babies and strollers everywhere will thank Betty Ford. Wrong.
The bad man is refusing to let her drive because the paparazzi are causing too much of a stir. Translation: if she hits a pap, it's probably endo for any sort of working relationship between a celebrity rehab clinic and the paparazzi. Too cynical? Humbug.
The best part of all of this is that Lohan has emailed her lawyer asking for a restraining order against the paparazzi. Against. The. Paparazzi. Imagine being the JD on the receiving end of that. Freedom of the press on one side, angry famous white girl itching to get back on the cokehorse on the other. How do you explain to the most famous 12 year old on the planet that you can't really put a protective lawbubble around her vroom vroom so she can leave the bad place and go score some Charlie?
See what I did there? I'm bad.