Sunday, November 21, 2010

Bret Michaels shouldn't have nailed what'serface

Miley Cyrus is refusing to sing 'Every Rose has its Thorn' at the AMAs, which can only be interpreted as some sort of hateful backlash toward Bret Michaels, who may or may not have plowed her mammy. Kids these days. Next she'll be refusing to perform if someone in the family dies. There's just no committment to being a famewhore anymore. Or maybe she's just scared of forgetting the words.

The media in general has lately been up in arms about Cyrus trying to break free of her Disney image, and it seems with good reason. There are certain things you can do because your parents are getting divorced, like fly to other countries to drink beer, or show millions of Americans your bajiner. Defying Poison at the AMAs is just not one of them. And to think, Retarded Jack Sparrow's feelings are now probably really hurt. Just look at that pout.

Clearly devastated


  1. The 23rd of November is her 18th birthday, guessing she's going to leak some naked photos. If she's trashy, she won't be recognized as a disney girl any-- oh wait...(vanessa hudgens, lindsay lohan, Adrienne Bailon, britney spears)

  2. Hahahaha how sweet would that be...

    Got a blog bro? Your profile doesn't wanna show it

  3. you are one of my favourite blogers

  4. looks like she's about to sneeze